Cakes for your big ole day
We make two cakes, and then we attach big lips on each and then lean them against each other to look like they’re kissin’. “Is that the bride and the groom?” No, you goofball! It’s just two cakes kissin’. Awwwww!
Doves are a sign of peace and love. What better animal to invite to your day of love and celebration!? We’ll do you one better -- we’ll bless your cake by putting a LIVE dove inside the cake so when you cut into it, the dove flies out. Hurry though, that dove wants to be free and needs fresh air! Want two doves? We can do that for an extra grand!
Marriage is about compromise, love, and always being there for each other. That being said, you are bound to run across a few surprises in your long life together. In honor of this fact, we here at CakeDonald's will save a little portion of each meal we have for a week and then hide little pockets of each meal in your wedding cake. “This cake is delish! Wait. What am I tasting?” Surprise, it’s my mac n’ cheese from Wednesday! Happy wedding, you crazy kids!
“Weddings are boring” is a common thing that is uttered across the world/universe. Guess what’s not boring? HIDE AND SEEK! Guess what is delicious? Bingo, buddy! It’s cake! So in celebration of adding a little fun to your snoozefest of a loving day, we decided to make the most delicious cake and hide it in a 10-mile radius of your venue. Hungry for that sweet treat? Better get looking!!!
Today's freshest catches!
Arrrrrr, matey! The sea bellows for you to order this one of a kind treat from the ye olde salty sea. The cake is designed to look like a big king grab, the inside cake is perfectly flavored with real chunks of crab, crab cakes, and butter. You’ll be the envy of every birthday boy and land lover, matey!
This cakes sings and is a fish! Don’t worry! It doesn’t taste like fish. We can make it any flavor you want! We use special technology to insert a speaker that sings happy birthday for your whole party. We’re sorry, but we don’t know how to shut the speaker off when it turns on, so we hope it’s okay if it sings for you for, like, the whole party. It has a real good battery too that’s jammed in there pretty good so it’s hard to shut off. Sorry about that!
The time honored tradition of ordering Todd: The Ice Cream Whale has been around since the dawn of time. We’re not goofing. Our expert team takes two tubs of rum raisin ice cream and just kind of mashes it into a big ball with a melty tail that kind of looks like a whale. Hey, we’re cake makers not oceanographers. Take your complaints to the aquarium, chump.
The only thing not scary about these cakes are the prices ;)
Just because they are ghosts doesn’t mean they don’t like celebrating their birthdays. Set this cake out for them at night to say thank you for not haunting you too bad. And yes, there is a cake there, it’s not just an empty pan. You’re not a ghost, you can’t see the cake, you wouldn’t understand. Call us back when you have the palate of a ghost. GET OFF OUR GOURDS!
We're were implored to create these cakes by otherworldly beings that visited us in our dreams. ENJOY!
This cake is HUGE! Like, too big for us to make. Please don’t order this. The city says it's a structural hazard. We are not equipped to make it and last time we tried, I sprained my ACL.
The CakeDonald's staff will build a full stage out of cake and perform Shakespeare’s Hamlet in its entirety on it. It’s a great birthday cake as well as a great show. Only note: NO INTERMISSIONS. If we take a break for a second we forget all of our lines and get real ticked off.
Weirdly enough, we can’t make this either. My dumb fingers are too big, and always end up smashing the poor lil guy! Just order something else; don’t be annoying.
It's an Irish name. I bake cakes like it's my job! But I really run waterless swimming lessons in my basement. That's my actual job.
How 'bout them apples? Oof. I meant cakes. Can you not put that in my bio? Ok, thanks. That was embarrassing. I thought cakes were apples. I'm glad you were the only one who heard that.
It's an Irish name. Baker, businessman, cat lover, father, daughter, 2-time US President, little magic boy, and currently lost at Bed Bath & Beyond.
We are the managers of CakeDonald's. We do all the boring business stuff -- you know: taxes, financial documents, you name it -- as well as eating all of the crumbs off the floor.
I just walked in here accidentally wearing an apron, and now they won't let me leave and think I work here. That, and the door has been jammed for three years, and we can't get out, so we all just live here now.
Do we ask you why you sue us for food poisoning? No. Don't ask us about our jobs, and we won't ask you about yours.
No. We don't sell those here. Try "Cupcake Emporium."
Only after Old Miss CakeDonald has a few whiskeys!
No. Elderly people should have to pay for cakes like the rest of us.
Probably in a few years. It's taken us a while to finish construction as well as the website, but